A Pack Of Lies

Lee Van Leer...
Won a Lott Tree (wha?)
Is dating a Kardashian
Was dating a Manoogian
Fellated a stallion at the Crispy Ranch
Is hoarding first-year Pontiac Bonnevilles (that's 1957)
Has six fingers on each hand
Wrote a novella with a nearly-unpronounceable title
Wishes he'd never...
Wished he had...
...danced on the Qwerty at Burlingame
is leaving for Garden City, Kansas NOW!

! CONFIRMING ! ANOTHER Van Leer gig!!

SAT.,  SEPT. 29th @ The Grover Pub & Grub, on Kingston Rd., just N.E. of Main St., another multi-band charity Event. Start time: 7 p.m. ~ Van Leer-the-band will be onstage on the main floor at NINE p.m. --
YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS! We hope to have as feat. V. Spl. Guest. Mr. STAN ENDERSBY of  The Ugly Ducklings and other recording bands. ~ "Be there or feel despair" at missing ANOTHER GREAT NIGHT OF ROCK & ROLL, CLASSIC R&B & BLUES, yo!! ~ BTW, keep visiting "Lee's Blog" for news of "THE STAN & LEE SHOW" in future posts, thank you.

LEE VAN LEER GIGS UPCOMING!

Sat. Aug. 25 @ the BRIGADOON, Victoria Pk. @ St. Clair E. Lee Van Leer will be feat. guest w/ Mike Murphy, John W. & Jimmy K. (The Hinges) ~ Start time: 10: p.m. (approx.) ~ Copies of "Thumbs Up!" CD will be available, of course, still only $12 ea. w/ inside of jewel case insert Autographed to the person(s) of your choice. ~ See you there!

Sing:

The East African Fishing Cat
Silently sits on the shore.
When the fishes swim by at their feeding time
He SLAPS out a dozen or more!

Lee Van Leer, 2010